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Author Name: FreeJakeInAZ 5 Comments
Date Added: July 18, 2004 05:07:57 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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The Incredible ToasterWave!
A bold new invention
A sign of the times
Itís toaster convection
Itís cooking that shines

Just throw in a waffle
An egg or some toast
It wonít taste that awful
Itís faster than most

So plug in the future
And be all the rave
A product from Peter
The new ToasterWave!


Caution! Must warn you!
Assembly required
This product may harm you
Or catch you on fire

Donít touch it! Donít use it!
I think it might break
But if you should choose it
Just blame it on Jake

Your warrantyís voided
Your checkís in my hand
Youíve just been exploited
This stunt was all planned
Author's Notes:
The brilliant mind of Peter Williams has invented a new product! -The ToasterWave- (patent pending)(aww...oooo...ohhh!) You ever wanted toast AND a tv dinner? Well, now you can have both in one compact, slightly dangerous appliance! Thank you to Peter for making me laugh uncontrollably. Truly an invention worth writing about! lol
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Comment By: Freegrneyedbtch on August 10, 2004 05:48:16 PM Report
i like this funny side of you! how cute this is! good write! keep on.
-olivia treasure mckinnon
Comment By: FreeKeri on July 28, 2004 02:18:40 PM Report
Now, the trick is to put all of that harmful stuff in the ittle bitty fine print at the bottom of the page. Or have the voice-over guy on your commercial read it really really fast. *smiles* Still, as it may be, I'd like to put in my order.

Great, Jake! You get two, three, four, thumbs up...uh, just lemme borrow someone else's...ok...four thumbs up. *smiles* Very creative. Made me laugh.

Comment By: Freeartandsoul on July 25, 2004 01:53:39 AM Report
This one is funny, Jake. I want one!
Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on July 21, 2004 02:54:37 AM Report
"Awful waffle" I love that rhyme.Void where prohibited-Your results may vary-Ask your doctor if ToasterWave is right for you-Not responsible for items left over thirty days.....len
Comment By: FreePeter Williams on July 18, 2004 05:57:27 AM Report
lmfao .. ok thats tallent right there... my dangerous ideas and your marketing skills. we got a team that could rival any conglomorate :-D. nice one Jake


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