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Author Name: Freemom11159 11 Comments
Date Added: June 07, 2004 13:06:19 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Darn Goose



I went along just hunting,  feeling pretty loose
I heard a shot, saw my friend yep, he hit a goose
I didn't see to where it fell or where it came to rest
Until I heard this loud thunk and something hit my chest

I didn't know what happened but felt like something lacked
And suddenly to my surprise everything went black
I woke up in the hospital the doctor had a smile
Then everyone in the room laughed for quite a while

Confusion set into my head I didn't have a clue
What they thought was funny or what it had to do
Wtih why I was in here and what happened to me
I couldn't get an answer they wouldn't let it be
Then suddenly there was a pain that came from on my chest
I finally figured out where that darn goose came to rest.

Now everytime I hear, a loud and sudden sound
I don't know, why but I find, my body on the ground
I can't control what happens I suddenly just drop
So if I found that darn goose,  I'll give him a big pop!!



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Author's Notes:
This is a true story that happened to my brother in law. Well except for the last line we all know that darn goose is dead!!
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Comments:
Comment By: PremiumPaul on August 9, 2005 06:22:54 PM Report
Hilarious I really like this
Paul
Comment By: FreeN.M.Sodergran on June 24, 2005 08:24:46 PM Report
Hahaa, just wish the invincible goose had survived :) Funny and cute piece although not the traditional hunting tale ;)
Comment By: FreeJo on June 17, 2005 04:28:59 PM Report
This is great! A hilarious right... what a random story. Fun stuff. -Jo
Comment By: FreeCynthia Jones on September 21, 2004 02:34:20 PM Report
LOL!!!! This was extremely entertaining. I loved this write. Excellent work. *S* Cynthia
Comment By: PremiumBruce A. Peaslee on July 2, 2004 10:02:48 AM Report
Catherine- This is funny, Hope it happened sometime around Christmas save money on the main course. LOL
Loved the poem.

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Comment By: FreeMarian Mason on June 24, 2004 08:09:25 PM Report
Ah I'm still laughing as I write this. This is so funny
Marian
Comment By: FreeMarian Mason on June 24, 2004 08:09:22 PM Report
Ah I'm still laughing as I write this. This is so funny
Marian
Comment By: FreeMark B. on June 9, 2004 03:38:58 PM Report
A very enjoyable read. A funny *true* story indeed. It wouldn't be fun to be the person however..that is for sure!! anyways You wrote it well.

$Mark$
Comment By: FreeGay Johnson on June 8, 2004 01:25:31 AM Report
This was very cute. I'm glad that it didn't happen to me.
Gay
Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on June 7, 2004 08:58:13 PM Report
WHAT A GREAT WRITE LADY..INDIA-SHE
Comment By: FreeRonald Hamilton on June 7, 2004 05:46:02 PM Report
I liked this very much... very good my dear
ron




 


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