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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: May 14, 2015 19:05:25 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
 
As Ugly As A Wicked Witch
I told my wife that she looks like a wicked witch.
And then I had to go to the hospital to be stitched.
She's always been angry and bitter because she's not good looking.
She looks even more like a witch when she eats because her face turns green from my terrible cooking.
She tells people that she's pretty but they refuse to hear her.
I have to clean up the broken glass after she looks in mirrors.
If each broken mirror brings seven years of bad luck, she's in for seven hundred unlucky years.
I also have bad luck because she says that she'll never leave me and that drives me to tears.
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Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on May 14, 2015 07:58:04 PM Report


Hahaha !!!  You have a GREAT sense of humour.   I always enjoy your writes. 

 

Lady D





 


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