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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 0 Comments
Date Added: March 22, 2015 09:03:28 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
You lousy Pigs!
You lousy Pigs just gave me a speeding ticket.
I won't pay it, you know where you can stick it!
You lousy Pigs don't frighten me by putting your hands on your guns.
I'll kick you both in the nads and you'll be lying on the ground when I'm done.
I just mooned you and now I'm covering your ticket with pee.
Why the hell are you lousy Pigs slapping the handcuffs on me?
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