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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: January 05, 2015 11:01:58 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
 
That Damn Electric Blanket!
I bought an electric blanket and wound up nearly dead.
I got electrocuted two months ago when I wet the bed.
As 110 volts went through my body, it really hurt as I was being fried.
For some reason it made me impotent, it would've been better if I had died.
I wrote to the electric blanket's manufacturer and it was a nasty letter.
They wrote back and said that it's not their fault that I'm a bed wetter.
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Comment By: ModeratorHenry M. on January 5, 2015 01:36:02 PM Report
Lol, this is a funny poem. I enjoyed reading.   Henry




 


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