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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: November 27, 2014 09:11:42 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
 
How To Avoid Overeating This Thanksgiving

The perfect way to avoid overeating this Thanksgiving is to put super glue on your lips.
If you're not able to eat your Thanksgiving dinner, it can't go straight to your hips.
That's the perfect way to avoid overeating this Thanksgiving.
But if you can't get your lips unstuck, one week later you'll no longer be living.

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Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on November 27, 2014 09:37:15 AM Report


Think I'll just eat what I WANT and enjoy family time. 

Happy Thanksgiving, Randy.

 

Lady D





 


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