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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: October 31, 2014 21:10:44 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Observances/Halloween Add To Favorites | Text Only
Felicity Undead
Since I have bad luck with women, I decided to build one.
But after I brought her to life, I said "What have I done?"
I used dead body parts to build her and I brought her to life with electricity.
At first I was very happy and I named her Felicity.
But I accidentally gave her the brain of a Nymphomaniac.
Whenever she sees a man, she always jumps in the sack.
Men don't mind one bit that she's undead.
They just like it because she goes to bed.
I thought she'd be faithful, what am I going to do?
If you're a man, she'll definitely want to nail you.
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This is a fictional and funny poem.
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Comment By: FreeThomas Heath on October 31, 2014 09:30:40 PM Report
I would also say it could be interpreted as being degrading to Women. I didn't find this funny even remotely 
Comment By: FreeThomas Heath on October 31, 2014 09:12:50 PM Report
I know you've got 'don't rain on my parade' but a few things need to be said. I've liked some of your other poems, I personally however did not like this poem at all.  You just took the story of Frankeinstien but made it perverted.  this needs to be titled *explicit*


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