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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 0 Comments
Date Added: October 10, 2014 08:10:11 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
I Sued Because I couldn't Be A Nun
Everybody is shocked by my lawsuit and because I won.
I sued a Convent because they wouldn't let me be a Nun.
They said that I couldn't be a Nun because I'm a man.
I kept begging to be a Nun so much that I was banned.
When they rejected me, it really hurt my feelings and one of my problems is my vanity.
A Funny Farm put me in a straight jacket because they said that I suffer from insanity.
I was told that I can only be a Priest or a Monk.
It was sexual discrimination and it really stunk.
I'll be wealthy when the Convent pays me.
Why does everybody keep calling me crazy?
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