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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 0 Comments
Date Added: September 17, 2014 15:09:45 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
 
Barnaby Jones
I'm a PI named Barnaby Jones and I send killers to jail.
But when people receive my bills, they always yell.
Three years ago I exonerated a woman's husband of murder.
She screamed when she got my bill, you should've heard her.
I make plenty of money, I sure don't work for free.
I buy fancy suits with the money that clients pay me.
Letting people get away with murder is something I won't allow.
I drink so much milk that sometimes I suck the udders on cows.
When people see me do that to their cows, they pull shotguns on me.
I'm a damn good Private Investigator but you will not like my fee.
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This poem is a parody of the TV show.
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