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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: September 08, 2014 13:09:52 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
 
My Horrible Ex-wife
Many people defend my ex-wife but they don't know her.
On our wedding night, she shot me with a flamethrower.
Before she used the flamethrower, she doused me with gas.
I have third degree burns all over, she really fried my ass.
Six months later, she wanted me to see the Jaguar that she bought.
But it was not a car, it wasn't what I thought.
That large cat tore me open, it really hurt as I got bit and clawed.
When I was standing in a puddle, my ex zapped me with a cattle prod.
After all of that, I'm lucky that I didn't lose my life.
It's those reasons why the bitch became my ex-wife.
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeValerie Dohren on September 10, 2014 05:29:31 PM Report

Ha, not true of course, but very amusing !

Val 

Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on September 8, 2014 04:50:45 PM Report


Randy:  thank you for the afternoon laugh. 






 


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