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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: September 03, 2014 22:09:31 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
 
No Soup For You!
People loved my soup but they hated me.
Everybody referred to me as the Soup Nazi.
I was strict with people and they feared me because I'm scary.
I scream my head off, that's why I've never been able to marry.
Everybody knew something that was certainly true.
When people pissed me off, I yelled "No soup for you!"
I refused to sell soup to a woman for kissing her boyfriend while standing in line.
My rules were going to be obeyed, I don't care that enforcing them was unkind.
I refused to sell soup to a bald man because he wanted free bread.
When a woman found my recipes in my armoire, I wanted to be dead.
Just because I treated her like dirt, she published them and put me out of business.
I had to close my restaurant and return to Argentina, my life truly is a mess.
I demanded discipline, breaking my rules was what I didn't allow.
I will one day return to America and slaughter Elaine like a cow!
Author's Notes:
This poem was inspired by a Seinfeld episode.
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'No Soup For You!' Copyright © Randy Johnson
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeLast Temple Knight on September 8, 2014 01:47:16 PM Report
Seinfeld, a great show that was on quite a while. LTK
Comment By: ModeratorHenry M. on September 3, 2014 11:32:14 PM Report
Lol, one of my all time favorite episodes of Seinfeld! You did it justice Randy.    Henry




 


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