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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 0 Comments
Date Added: June 04, 2014 11:06:02 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
 
You'll be sorry if you steal my Ferrari
Last month the key broke off in the ignition of my Ferrari.
People try to steal my car but they end up being sorry.
I have something in my Ferrari that makes people cringe and shake.
People have to change their underwear when they see my Rattlesnake.
Yesterday a man got in my car and when he shut the door, I heard him slam it.
Less than five seconds later I heard that creep yell "Dammit!"
I charged that man $5,000 to suck the poison out.
He won't try to steal my car again, I have no doubt.
People would much rather go to jail than steal my car, my snake makes them prefer a jail term.
Everybody tells me to just buy a new ignition but this way is better, I like to see thieves squirm.
Many people think that a Ferrari is something they need.
If you ever try to steal my Ferrari, you'll be sorry indeed.
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