My name is Adam and I have a wife named Eve.
My life is ruined because of an apple I received.
Eve gave me the apple after she picked it from the wrong tree.
When I ate it, God got so mad that he said he was going to kill me.
After I ate the apple, I was so ashamed because I was in the nude.
God kicked us out on our asses because what happened put him in a bad mood.
We have to work our asses off just to make a living.
I'd give my right arm if God had been more forgiving.
Now things are even worse, one of my sons just killed his brother.
I believe it was because of bad parenting, I blame their mother.
I truly love and adore my wife but sometimes that darn woman makes me so mad!
If she hadn't picked those apples, paradise and eternal life are what we would've had.