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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: May 21, 2014 09:05:17 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
Adam's Apple
My name is Adam and I have a wife named Eve.
My life is ruined because of an apple I received.
Eve gave me the apple after she picked it from the wrong tree.
When I ate it, God got so mad that he said he was going to kill me.
After I ate the apple, I was so ashamed because I was in the nude.
God kicked us out on our asses because what happened put him in a bad mood.
We have to work our asses off just to make a living.
I'd give my right arm if God had been more forgiving.
Now things are even worse, one of my sons just killed his brother.
I believe it was because of bad parenting, I blame their mother.
I truly love and adore my wife but sometimes that darn woman makes me so mad!
If she hadn't picked those apples, paradise and eternal life are what we would've had.
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Comment By: FreeO'Tadghan on May 22, 2014 02:19:14 AM Report
LOL... and thats it in a nutshell
Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on May 21, 2014 10:59:31 AM Report

Morning, Randy.  I always enjoy your writes.  Keep up the great posts.  Have a great day, every day.


Lady D


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