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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: May 12, 2014 15:05:43 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
I tried to skip out
I tried to skip out on my motel bill but I was caught.
The owner grabbed his shotgun and a testicleectomy was what I got.
When I saw the damage, it really made me sick.
My wife left because she doesn't want a eunuch.
It scared the hell out of me when he fired his shotgun.
Believe me when I say that being neutered is no fun.
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Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on May 13, 2014 10:08:36 AM Report
THis is too funny!!

You always have such funny poems through the years you have written some great one

~ Always ~ She Whispers


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