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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 0 Comments
Date Added: April 26, 2014 20:04:05 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Religious Add To Favorites | Text Only
I bought a table that Jesus made
Jesus was a carpenter and I bought a table that he made.
It was very expensive, you'll be shocked by what I paid.
It cost five hundred thousand bucks.
Getting this table sure was good luck.
A man sent me an email and offered me a quarter of a billion dollars for it.
But it was made by the Son of God so when I got his email, I decided to ignore it.
People tell me that I was crazy to refuse his offer, they don't understand why.
It's very special because Jesus made it and I'll keep it until the day that I die.
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