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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: November 07, 2013 10:11:18 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
My son doesn't say get, he says git.
His teacher paddled him after throwing a fit.
His teacher said that he'll learn proper english or pay the price.
I took care of that sorry bastard who isn't very nice.
I threatened to whoop him over the phone and he said that I wouldn't say that if we were face to face.
I went to the school and now he has broken arms, broken ribs and a neck brace.
I whooped him so hard that he decided to quit.
He'll never paddle another child for saying git.
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Comment By: PremiumLindaM on November 8, 2013 03:49:13 AM Report

Funny one Randy.



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