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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: October 17, 2013 18:10:54 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
I'm Justin Sane, not just insane!
People think that I have a sick and twisted brain.
They think that when I tell them that I'm Justin Sane.
When I tell people my name, they think that I've lost my sanity.
Everybody thinks that I'm a serious threat to humanity.
Employers never hire me, I can't get any work.
They won't hire me because they think I'll go berzerk.
Nobody believes me when I tell them that I'm just as sane as Freud.
I live in a cardboard box and believe me when I say that I'm annoyed.
People won't even let me in homeless shelters to get some food.
I'm going to break my foot off in their asses for being stupid and rude.
I'm tired of taking people's BS, it's too much for me to sustain.
The only way that I'll get any respect is if I change my damn name!
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Comment By: FreeFirestone Feinberg on October 21, 2013 05:53:39 PM Report
Very funny and great reading.  Enjoyed it lots.  --David
Comment By: PremiumLindaM on October 18, 2013 12:08:47 AM Report

With all the crazy names people are naming their children I wouldn't be surprised

to lean that some fool named their poor child Justin Sane. Funny write Randy.



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