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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 0 Comments
Date Added: August 08, 2013 22:08:31 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
 
Wonder Woman Broke My Bed
Wonder Woman and Steve Trevor decided to wed.
But when they came to my motel, they broke my bed.
The bed that they broke cost a thousand dollars.
When they refused to replace it, I started to holler.
I beat the hell out of Trevor and made the bastard eat dirt.
Wonder Woman kicked me in the crotch and with her strength, it really hurt.
She punched me in the mouth and broke out a tooth.
Then I grabbed her lasso and made her tell the truth.
She said that she's a slut because she's been with over five thousand men.
I told Trevor to get checked for diseases because he didn't know where she'd been.
Trevor got three diseases and it made him develop a nasty cough.
And soon things of his started falling off.
When Wonder Woman fights criminals, she always wins.
If you're thinking about seducing her, you'd better think again. 
Author's Notes:
This poem was inspired by the Wonder Woman comic book which is the property of DC Comics.
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