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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: July 29, 2013 10:07:18 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
 
Second grade teacher
I should've listened to Mom when she told me to be a preacher.
But instead I decided to become a second grade teacher.
Yesterday, one of my students kicked me below the belt.
You do not want to know how bad that felt.
One of the brats pulled of my toupee.
I wish all of my students would go away.
I told them that I will not take their sass.
They gave me a wedgie and kicked my ass.
When twenty-five students gang up on me, it fills me with fear.
I'm going to hand in my resignation and find another career.
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Comments:
Comment By: PremiumLindaM on July 30, 2013 11:57:11 AM Report

Nicely rhymed and funny.

Linda

Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on July 29, 2013 11:39:27 AM Report

Randy: great write.  In today's world that would be "gentle" treatment.  Love your writes.

 

Lady D





 


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