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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: July 16, 2013 10:07:36 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
Coy and Vance
We're Coy and Vance and we replaced Bo and Luke.
When people watched us on TV, it made them puke.
Many people changed the channel when our show was on.
The once high ratings of the show were gone.
We were basically clones of Luke and Bo.
People cheered when we left the show.
We were good at fighting crime and getting out of jams.
But many people didn't care, they didn't give a damn.
People hated us and I think that was pretty low.
I'll kick your ass if you didn't watch us on the show.
Author's Notes:
This poem was inspired by The Dukes of Hazzard TV show.
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Comment By: PremiumLindaM on July 18, 2013 05:24:13 AM Report

You made good use of rhyme in this funny ditty.


Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on July 16, 2013 11:04:33 AM Report

Hi Randy:  well obviously Waylon Jennings was NOT doing the singing or voice over. 


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