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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: July 11, 2013 21:07:48 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
 
Stop washing your dogs in my swimming pool!
My swimming pool is full of fur, pee and dog poo.
Your dogs contaminate my pool and it's because of you.
Every day while I'm at work, you use my pool to bathe your twenty-five mutts.
When I asked you to stop it, you gave me the finger and I punched you in the gut.
 
You laughed at me but you stopped when I broke out most of your teeth.
I knocked you flat on your sorry ass and made you feel a lot of grief.
You threw a punch but you broke your hand on my belt buckle.
Then I caved in half of your face when I put on my steel knuckles.
 
You were ugly before but you should look in the mirror now.
Even blind girls won't date you because you look like a sow.
Your damn dogs have ruined my pool and my patience grows thin.
I'll cut out your gizzard if you wash your dogs in my pool again.
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeA Tyler Kehl on July 13, 2013 01:44:24 AM Report

Writing is a great way to vent built up emotions. 

 

you did a great job at that. 

 

-Tyler





 


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