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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 3 Comments
Date Added: July 05, 2013 21:07:21 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
We're the Duke boys
We're Bo and Luke Duke and we fight crime.
When criminals tangle with us, they do hard time.
Uncle Jesse gets his fat carcass stuck every time he gets in the General Lee.
When we tell him that he's getting too fat, he puts us over his knee.

It's really embarrassing when grown men get spanked.
Our asses are still stinging because of Jesse's hand and he sure doesn't get thanked.
We have to run from Enos, Rosco and Cletus.
Most people shoot at us when they meet us.
We're good 'ol country boys, We do nothing unlawful.
But the fuzz keeps chasing us anyway, isn't that awful?
Whenever we get arrested, Uncle Jesse has to use the mortage for bail.
Maybe we're not such good crime fighters because we can't even send Boss Hogg to jail.
Author's Notes:
This poem was inspired by The Dukes of Hazzard TV show.
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Comment By: PremiumKymberly Donn on July 6, 2013 02:30:37 PM Report

Yee Haw! Pretty fun Randy, you do them good 'ole boys justice. 



Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on July 6, 2013 09:29:07 AM Report

Love that show.  And, LOVED Waylon Jennings doing the songs and voice-over !!!!


Lady D

Comment By: PremiumLindaM on July 6, 2013 01:53:48 AM Report

Funny little ditty, I enjoyed it.



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