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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: June 30, 2013 17:06:00 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
I'm Rosco P. Coltrane
I'm the sheriff and my name is Rosco P. Coltrane.
People in Hazzard know that the P is for pea-brain.
I work for Commissioner Jefferson Davis Hogg.
He hates the Dukes and he also hates my dog.
I usually get a cut of the take from my fat brother-in-law.
I love his evil schemes and I love to pinch his flabby jaws.
Everybody knows that I'm a bumbling sheriff, I'm sure not a genius.
I can't catch the Duke boys and neither can my dipstick deputy Enos.
After wrecking all of those patrol cars, I was pretty damn lucky to survive.
But my character came to an end anyway when the Dukes of Hazzard was cancelled in 1985.
Author's Notes:
This poem was inspired by the Dukes of Hazzard TV show.
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Comment By: FreeSavannah Collins on July 2, 2013 03:14:21 PM Report
Great ditty indeed
Comment By: PremiumLindaM on July 1, 2013 06:07:49 AM Report

I remember that show Randy and you nailed his character.

I enjoyed this funny little ditty.



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