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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: June 23, 2013 19:06:45 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
 
I'm not a horse!
People think that I'm a horse because of my ugly horse face.
When I go to the track, everybody thinks that I'm there to race.
I look so much like a horse that people put a feed bag on my head.
When they watch reruns on television, they think that I was Mister Ed.
When I got sick, somebody called a vet instead of a doctor.
When she put her thermometer in my butt, I socked her.
People think that I have the mange because I have no coat.
When people buy me food, the idiots buy alfalfa and oats.
When I try to play golf, they say that animals aren't allowed on the course.
I'm getting sick and tired of telling people that I'm a man, not a damn horse!
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeRobin on June 26, 2013 05:25:32 PM Report
Thanks god you're not lol. enjoyed
Comment By: PremiumBlake Hightdudis on June 25, 2013 12:41:13 PM Report
This is good and funny, like you were up on stage giving a comedy routine.




 


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