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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: June 21, 2013 17:06:52 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
Beauty Parlor
I own a beauty parlor but I always get things wrong.
Last week I left a lady under the dryer far too long.
She was under the dryer for hours and it fried her brain.
They put her in a funny farm because I drove her insane.
When I dyed a woman's hair, it turned green.
I soon met her family and they are mean.
They made me eat shaving cream and it made me vomit.
Then they grabbed my underwear and gave me a wedgie that was atomic.
They kicked my scrawny ass and broke my fingers so that I couldn't call the cops.
I think you'll agree that the time has come for me to sell my shop.
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Comment By: PremiumLindaM on June 21, 2013 10:35:03 PM Report

lol,  Yep.....Randy, I'd say it's time to close the doors on that beauty shop of horrors and

get out of town while the getting is good. :-) 

Funny write-I enjoyed it.


Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on June 21, 2013 05:52:47 PM Report

Randy:  great fun write.  Love your work, ALWAYS!!!!


Lady D


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