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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 3 Comments
Date Added: June 20, 2013 16:06:52 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
I'm Boss Hogg
I'm Boss Hogg and Rosco keeps trying to eat my food.
It's been my dream to see Daisy Duke in the nude.
The Duke boys keep fighting me because I'm a crook.
If you do business with me, you're going to get took.
Lulu is my wife and she's even fatter than me.
I'm going to hire a hitman so that I can be free.
It really bothers me because Rosco is my brother-in-law.
I puked all over the floor because Lulu just took off her bra.
Rosco can't catch the Duke boys, the souped up General Lee causes him to fail.
I will see Daisy naked and I won't rest until those Duke boys are in jail!
Author's Notes:
This poem was inspired by The Dukes of Hazzard TV show which is my 2nd favorite TV show.
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Comment By: PremiumLindaM on June 21, 2013 12:03:37 AM Report

Very cute and funny write. Keep them coming Randy.


Comment By: PremiumBlake Hightdudis on June 20, 2013 04:36:22 PM Report
very creative, liked it, i havent seen this on in a long long time.
Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on June 20, 2013 04:30:45 PM Report

Randy:  really cute.  I used to LOVE that show too.  Your usual GREAT creativity.  


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