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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 0 Comments
Date Added: June 03, 2013 21:06:00 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
 
Jonah's gourd
I'm very angry and I have a bone to pick with you, Lord.
You've really ticked me off because you took away my gourd.
Taking my gourd was something that I didn't deserve.
Now I have sunburn, you sure do have a lot of nerve!
I enjoyed being lazy and I really had it made.
My skin is as red as a beet because I have no shade.
I'm telling you off even though you're powerful and frightening.
The strangest thing just happened, I got struck by lightning.
I'm so angry that if you were here, I'd give you a punch.
Now you're saying that you're going to punish me by making a whale have me for lunch.
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