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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: May 20, 2013 15:05:20 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
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I'm a professional golfer in the PGA.
I intend to win the championship today.
When I hit the balls, they always go far.
I always get Eagles and Birdies instead of Pars.
On every hole that's a Par 3, I get a hole in one.
I am always the victor when the game is done.
I play whether it's raining, snowing or sunny.
I have three girlfriends and a whole lot of money.
I beat Tiger Woods each and every time we play.
He's so jealous that he's going to leave the PGA.
If you intend to play against me, I have bad news.
Like everybody else, if you play against me, you will lose.
I beat every golfer time and time again.
I am famous because I always win.
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Comment By: PremiumLindaM on May 21, 2013 12:39:28 AM Report

I enjoyed this cute little golfing ditty.


Comment By: PremiumDean on May 20, 2013 04:30:39 PM Report
This is quite a joyful read. Who is Tiger Wood, eh....,  we have our Randy..... Nice, humorous and smooth, ~Dean


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