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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 5 Comments
Date Added: April 03, 2013 17:04:39 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
She looks like Moe!
When my wife had her hair cut short, I said "Oh no!"
She isn't sexy, in fact she looks like Moe.
Now I'm afraid that she'll poke me in the eyes.
She looks like a man and it's something I despise.
Today I did something that she called squirrely.
Since she wanted to look like Moe, I decided to look like Curly.
I took my electric razor and shaved myself bald.
She isn't happy about it, in fact she's appalled.
If we had a Larry look alike, we could make our own Three Stooges show.
If you're wondering if we look normal and smart, the answer is hell no.
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Comment By: PremiumDan J. Mazurek on April 4, 2013 01:20:14 PM Report

i was thinking an aprils fool poem but you did say fictional

what was her reaction that you went public.


Comment By: FreeFirestone Feinberg on April 4, 2013 10:08:26 AM Report
Great!  I'm so glad it's not true!  A delightful and very funny poem!   --David
Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on April 4, 2013 09:12:59 AM Report

Randy:  thanks for the early morning laugh with my coffee.  My Friend, have a great day. 


Lady D

Comment By: PremiumLindaM on April 4, 2013 04:32:33 AM Report

This is sooo funny. I am glad for your sake that it is fiction :-)


Comment By: Premiumsammie bagley on April 3, 2013 07:35:50 PM Report
your poem was so funny the MOE is that my daughter has a goat named MOE


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