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Author Name: FreeLaPoeta 4 Comments
Date Added: March 23, 2013 14:03:47 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Free Verse
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
The Women I Have Met

I once dated a pirate girl with a wooden leg named Peg

The girl was Peg not the leg


I challenged a women wrestler that had ample breasts

She pinned me down quick and well you know the rest


Got introduced to a good looking Cowgirl that could really rope

She said to me "I can do other things with this, are you interested?” I said "Nope!”


I started a conversation with a real good looking lady in a fancy bar.

Checking her out I noticed she lost a heel on one of her boots.  I never

could remember her name so I just referred to her as "Ilene”  



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Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on March 24, 2013 09:59:37 AM Report
I love this so creative.... I have missed your poems... Hugs ~ She Whispers
Comment By: PremiumLindaM on March 24, 2013 12:47:42 AM Report

Lots of humor in this clever write.


Comment By: FreeDean on March 23, 2013 08:12:19 PM Report
Looks like somebody had some fun .... , very nicely done :)) ~Dean 
Comment By: Premiumsammie bagley on March 23, 2013 03:35:22 PM Report
a cute poem you have unusually dates a good poem you put a smile on my weary face


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