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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 3 Comments
Date Added: January 03, 2013 12:01:40 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
I need a different kind of remote control
My remote control can mute my TV, I wish it could mute my wife.
She always nags and argues and I'm doomed to hear her for life.
I couldn't even shut her up when I super glued her mouth shut.
She got her lips unglued and kept nagging and I broke my foot off in her big butt.
She has a voice like Fran Drescher, that's very irritating and it takes its toll.
I need something that will shut her mouth, I need a different kind of remote control.
She complains over and over and she sure does know how to holler.
If you can find a way to shut her up, I'll give you a million dollars.
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Comment By: PremiumHarry William Harborne on January 4, 2013 07:49:15 PM Report
I empathise with your "Fictional" problem. I have perfected the answer in the form of complete mental shut down interspersed with the odd "Yes of course dear".  Bill
Comment By: PremiumDean on January 3, 2013 02:43:58 PM Report

You need a long stick, enough to reach her when she shouts, then you just gently and playfully touch her and invite her for a kiss. Many wives shout because they want your attention, :D lol

Great read

Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on January 3, 2013 01:09:20 PM Report
Randy:  I'm SURE bunches of husbands/boyfriends can so agree with this.  

Lady D


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