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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: December 30, 2012 17:12:37 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
 
I'm calling you phat, not fat
When I call the cool girls phat, they think I'm calling them fat.
They get very offended and angry when I call them that.
When I call them phat, they won't go out with me anymore.
Last week a girl broke my nose when she slammed the door.
 
Some of the girls kick me in the crotch and others poke me in the eyes.
They get confused by what I say and now I'm a man who is despised.
Yesterday a girl broke my teeth out with a hammer and then she called me a rat.
If you want to succeed with the ladies, take my advice and don't call them phat.
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Comment By: PremiumHarry William Harborne on December 31, 2012 07:21:40 AM Report
I must try this on my wife, if you don't see me around for a while you will know why.  Much enjoyed,    Bill




 


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