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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 3 Comments
Date Added: December 04, 2012 21:12:51 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
 
Cheating electrician
I cheated when I went to the electrician school.
I don't know what I'm doing, I am truly a fool.
I always screw up every house that I wire.
When the power is turned on, people scream "Fire!"
 
I connect 110 volt wires to 220 outlets and 220 to 110.
When people see my work, they never hire me again.
I was foolish when I decided to wire my house too.
As it burned, I realized that it was a stupid thing to do.
 
I've been sued two hundred and fifty times and soon it will be two hundred and fifty-one.
When I rewired a man's house who had no insurance, he shot me in the ass with a gun.
I have something to say and I'm sure that you'll agree.
If you want a house that you can keep, don't hire me.
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Comments:
Comment By: FreeBrian Dziokonski on December 5, 2012 11:59:25 AM Report
I laughed out loud! Loved it.  Brian.
Comment By: FreeBrian Dziokonski on December 5, 2012 11:27:07 AM Report
I laughed out loud! Loved it.  Brian.
Comment By: FreeFirestone Feinberg on December 5, 2012 10:32:45 AM Report
This is great!  I love it!  --David




 


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