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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: November 06, 2012 19:11:48 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
The new President
Something happened that was both unexpected and great.
By some miracle, I've been elected President of the United States.
I got 535 electoral votes and Romney got three.
Obama didn't even get one and he's pissed at me.
I had no idea that I'd win on that large of a scale.
This is the biggest landslide since Reagan beat Mondale.
I'm very surprised but happy that this came about.
Obama and Romney are plotting revenge, there is no doubt.
I ran as an independent and my victory is what many will resent.
But for the next four years, I promise that I'll be a great President.
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Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on November 7, 2012 10:19:59 PM Report
Great poem and lets see what will happen....  Let the president do his job ..God knows its a lap full!!
Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on November 6, 2012 08:07:52 PM Report
LOVE IT !!!!   Thanks for the lighter side note.............

Lady D


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