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You'd better lock your doors and keep watch.
We're being attacked by the evil Sasquatch.
He can lift a car as easily as I can lift a can of beans.
It was truly the most horrible thing I've ever seen.
I saw him kill five people, he tore two of them apart.
I jumped in my car but it wouldn't start.
He was coming for me and I was finally able to start my car.
I put the pedal to the metal and I didn't stop until I'd driven far.
Most people laugh at me when I tell them this story.
But if they ever meet Bigfoot, it will be horrific and gory.
He is covered with fur and he stands over eight feet tall.
Keep your doors locked because this creature is a danger to us all.
I just heard on the news that Bigfoot was finally caught.
He tried to escape but a cop killed him when he fired a shot.
That cop used a twenty gauge shotgun to blow off Bigfoot's head.
Bigfoot's reign of terror is over, thank God that he is dead. | 
