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Author Name: PremiumDr Fogg 7 Comments
Date Added: October 25, 2012 07:10:56 Average Score: (Needs 1)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
 
Knight of rusted armour Genes challenge
 
 
 
Knight of rusted armour

 

Oh Merlin pray come use your sorcery

For my armour squeeks when doing horsery

I shall help you brave knight I will

Here’s a can of WD Forcery.

Author's Notes:
Grahams reply has prompted me to pointout that WD40 is a spray on lubricant, I had assumed it was world wide but perhaps not. 
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Comment By: PremiumDavid Turner on November 22, 2012 12:59:49 PM Report
Forgot the scores on the doors!
Comment By: PremiumDavid Turner on November 22, 2012 12:58:36 PM Report
O William -Brilliant - I really did laugh out loud:-)



I tyhink that you should make this the first of a series - What could Guinavere rhyme with? And Launcelot, and Galahad? Plenty of opportunities for fun there - go to!




Now then do you know what he magic ingredient in WD40 is? FISH OIL!!




David

Comment By: FreePelagic Mind on October 25, 2012 04:37:21 PM Report
Haahahahaha..... WD forcery excellently delivered. And very good at getting rid of squeaks in armour too!   :0)
Comment By: Freee. Gene Myers on October 25, 2012 12:33:20 PM Report

ROFLMAO ..... This is great.  They've all been great, but I think this one would get the award.

Who could ask for better.

I wonder if he had duct tape holding it together.

Gene

Comment By: FreeHenry M. on October 25, 2012 11:43:07 AM Report
Now this is definitely different, I love it! The humor is grand.   Henry
Comment By: FreeAdri on October 25, 2012 07:58:30 AM Report
LOL  Hilarious. The different takes on the subject is awesome
Adri 

Comment By: FreeGraham Jones on October 25, 2012 07:50:00 AM Report
I know of the WD 4T from whence you speak I pray that others will grasp the thread also, you have seized the day methinks~Graham. :-)))))))))))))))))




 


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