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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: October 24, 2012 17:10:32 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Inspirational Add To Favorites | Text Only
I don't sell beer to minors
When it comes to selling you beer, I will sell you none.
You have no identification and you look under twenty-one.
You come here and try to buy beer every day.
I won't sell you any so you might as well go away.
I'm going to pop you in the eye and give you a shiner.
You'd better learn that I don't sell beer to minors.
Author's Notes:
Even though this is a fictional poem, it's important to keep alcohol beverages out of the hands of minors.
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Comment By: Freee. Gene Myers on October 26, 2012 05:54:53 AM Report
Alcohol has been the demise of many a person.  They drink and enjoy until they become caught by it's evil tones. Good write.  More people should read this


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