I drive you places but you never reimburse me for gas.
I'm getting very angry and I'm going to kick your ass.
You say that you're my friend but you're more like a fiend.
You get car sick and puke and it costs a fortune to get it cleaned.
You've puked so much that it makes my car smell.
I can't even give it away, it's like that car on Seinfeld.
It doesn't even bother you that you take advantage of me.
I'm going to cut off your privates and throw them in the sea.