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Author Name: PremiumDr Fogg 4 Comments
Date Added: July 31, 2012 03:07:02 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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The Angry Lobster


Lying in this wicker pot

Oh what a fool Iíve been

But how was I to know

Some fishermen could be so mean

Today I shall be executed

Eeeek into boiling steam.

Resenting  of course that thermidor  sauce.

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Comment By: FreeKatie on December 14, 2012 03:00:27 AM Report
Yummy who has the butter?  :)

Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on July 31, 2012 05:03:31 PM Report
Its kinda sad how they cook them but its so tasty.....  A adorable poem....
Comment By: FreeFirestone Feinberg on July 31, 2012 08:16:27 AM Report
I always felt sorry for the poor beasts...  I can't you imagine being boiled -- dead or alive.  Regardless, a witty ditty.  Perfect for the topic of the week.  And have a great day!  --David
Comment By: FreeTomahawk on July 31, 2012 07:50:32 AM Report

Ain't it the truth. Hey Harry, have you read my "If They Only Knew"? You might get a kick outta it, it really happened. lol.




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