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Author Name: FreeLaPoeta 5 Comments
Date Added: July 25, 2012 16:07:59 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
Junk Phone Calls
I jumped out of the shower to answer my phone

Expecting a call and I was the only one home

A west coast number offering a credit card deal

There is no easier way for a thief to lie and steal

Many have suggested I change my number of course

I refused to do it and they can kiss the ass of a horse

An internet purchase or random numbers they find

I am keeping my number so they can kiss my behind


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Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on August 1, 2012 03:45:57 PM Report

Oh I know what you mean scam every where.... Great poem one to think about...

 How have you been its been a while....

 Hugs~ India

Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on July 27, 2012 03:31:07 PM Report
I know what you mean, Steve. I unplug my phone when everyone is asleep....len
Comment By: FreeAlistair Muir on July 27, 2012 04:20:35 AM Report
With you all the way n this one for sure -- great write --


Comment By: PremiumHarry William Harborne on July 26, 2012 02:27:07 PM Report

I am with you there 100%. However being semi retired I actualy enjoy these calls, I appear so keen on their product but ramble on about all sorts of rubbish in the knowledge that I  am wasting their time and money.Some of them hang on in for a surpringly long time, I like to tell them about my uncle Jim who joined the army on a Friday, or was it a Tuesday? No it must have been a Monday because the milk man had just called....I can go on for hours lol. Nice piece of social observation my friend.

Bill Harborne.

Comment By: FreeFirestone Feinberg on July 26, 2012 08:56:45 AM Report
Well that says it all.  We get tons of those calls.  What a waste of our time!  --David


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