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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: July 10, 2012 11:07:49 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
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I can't buy you a cell phone
You can beg but you're not getting a cell phone.
You might as well go away and leave me alone.
You're always asking for things that I can't afford.
You're lucky that I can give you an allowance and room and board.
When you beg and I can't buy, you don't know how bad it makes me feel.
Please understand that I have to use my money to buy food and pay bills.
Your attitude is hard to comprehend and frankly I'm stumped.
You know that we're poor but you think that I'm Donald Trump.
Don't yell at me, I'll ground you for using that tone.
You'd better learn that I can't buy you a cell phone.
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Comment By: PremiumLinda Jo on July 10, 2012 04:00:34 PM Report
...loved the line about donald trump!!  this has to be fictional because there is no such thing as denying a child a cell phone today.  More parents should read your poem...priceless!


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