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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 2 Comments
Date Added: July 08, 2012 21:07:53 Average Score: (Needs 1)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
Eight feet tall man
People have been laughing because I'm eight feet tall, they think I'm weird.
Or perhaps they've been laughing because of my three feet long beard.
I've been getting tired of the laughter from people who are small.
Yesterday I decided to get revenge by beating up them all.
Why have people been laughing, I don't understand it fully.
But God struck me with lightning for being an 8 feet tall bully.
God sure did make me pay for my sin.
The small people and I have promised not to mess with each other again.
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Comment By: PremiumShawn on July 9, 2012 07:35:03 PM Report

Love it, so funny.


Comment By: PremiumHarry William Harborne on July 9, 2012 06:01:14 AM Report

ROFL, gave me a big smile for the rest of the day Randy.


Bill Harborne


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