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Author Name: PremiumDr Fogg 8 Comments
Date Added: July 07, 2012 13:07:59 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
Ode To A Bottom
Noticed you whilst scrubbing a floor
I admired your massive bottom
Cos frankly what is this life for?
Earth, bottomless, would be rotten.

A wobble here a wobble there
Round and perfectly augmented
Should man deny himself this fare?
Especially one so well presented.

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Comment By: FreeLeonard Wilson on August 26, 2012 07:46:50 PM Report

Fat bottom girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round.....I couldn't resist this one...Years ago, a girl with a great butt, wrapped in skin-tight jeans, was walking ahead of me on the way back from her lunchbreak. Just to see what would happen, I said, "Nice butt!"


She turned around and looked at me and said, "What did you say?"


I fugured, in for a penny, in for a pound, so I repeated, "Nice butt!


She cracked a huge smile and said, "Why, thank you." :o)...len

Comment By: FreeJennifer on July 10, 2012 12:33:19 PM Report
chuckle  chuckle !!! I thought of my own husband as he would be when I am scrubbing the floors. Silly boys We women Know the only way to get it clean is get on your hands and Knees! I think this is a cute little ode to all the wonderful bottoms on all the top notch women out there! Your wife should be ear to ear smiles at such a loving write! he he he! seriously I think it is cute! This is my favorite part of reading poetry getting giggles out of the funny ones! Write on!


Comment By: FreeGraham Jones on July 9, 2012 03:16:46 AM Report
Being a lover of the Acrostic a joy to behold,such humour and toungue in cheek thats not a pun by the way! very much enjoyed Harry~Graham.
Comment By: FreePamela A. Lamppa on July 9, 2012 01:10:06 AM Report
*chuckling*  I just have to chuckle with this.  Great acrostic, and wonderful humor.  ~Pamela
Comment By: PremiumShawn on July 8, 2012 09:43:10 PM Report
Very Funny. I liked it. 
Comment By: FreeFirestone Feinberg on July 8, 2012 09:29:43 AM Report
You are a force to be reckoned with!  Great silliness.  Clever and witty as can be!  --David
Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on July 7, 2012 01:30:47 PM Report
This is adorable!!! Your so right ....
Comment By: FreeLady Dragonwyck on July 7, 2012 01:23:21 PM Report
Hi Harry; also happy to see different styles presented.  Cute write........

Lady D


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