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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: June 28, 2012 14:06:18 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
When I asked a man with a nutcracker to crack my nuts, he misunderstood what I said.
That dumbass kicked me in my crotch and when I recover, he's as good as dead.
When I get riled, I'm like a time bomb that's ticking.
Anybody who kicks a man in the balls deserves an ass kicking.
That moron just walked through the door but he's crawling as he's leavin'.
I shot him in the nuts with my slingshot and now that S.O.B. and I are even.
Author's Notes:
This is a fictional poem but would be painful if it was real.
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Comment By: FreeFirestone Feinberg on June 29, 2012 11:04:24 AM Report
I must say that this is one of the oddest poems I've ever read.  It makes me laugh (and hurt).  Have fun!  --David


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