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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: June 13, 2012 14:06:52 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
 
The new vasectomy
A new kind of vasectomy is being performed but it's not a hit.
When men learn how it's performed, all of them have a fit.
It's the same thing that happens when vets neuter dogs and cats.
Becoming a eunuch isn't appealing and we men won't accept that.
 
When the surgeon told me what he was going to do, I hit the ceiling.
I kicked his ass up and down the street, now he'll spend months healing.
Wives like the new vasectomy but men won't stand for it at all.
These surgeons may take our dignity but they won't take our balls.
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Comment By: FreeSamantha on July 9, 2012 09:38:33 PM Report
This is extremely funny...going in my favorites!




 


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