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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: April 18, 2012 09:04:41 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
Horse's patoot
Every time we go to a costume party, you insist that we go as a horse.
If I was your wife, I'd get a divorce.
I'm beginning to question whether or not you're my friend.
When we wear the costume, you insist that I be in the end.
I'm a man of great substance and class.
I'm getting tired of being the horse's ass.
It's not right that I always have to be in the back.
If you fart in my face again, I'll give you a smack.
People point at us and laugh, and you think we're cute!
You deserve an ass kicking for making me the horse's patoot.
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Comment By: Freee. Gene Myers on April 19, 2012 10:22:57 AM Report
Had a heck of a time opening this poem.... With a title like this, I just had to read it.   .... time lapse ... I'm reading ....     Yup, well worth the time to read.  Great poem.

Might I make a few suggestions though:

1.  There are always at least two ends to a horse.  Choose the one you want to be next year.

2. Slip a "Beano" into your meals before donning the suit next year.

3. put    "..."    between horse's and patoot.


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