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Author Name: Freerandy johnson 1 Comments
Date Added: March 18, 2012 00:03:31 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
 
Free tooth extractions
Don't go to a dentist, you can have your rotten teeth removed for free.
All you have to do is find and cuss out MR. T.
He knocked out all of my teeth with only one punch.
But now I'm starving, I can't even eat my lunch.
 
Call MR. T a sissy and you won't have to live with toothaches anymore.
He'll remove them for free but dentures are something you'll have to pay for.
Dentures cost five hundred bucks, it's a situation that makes me brood.
Until we can pay that amount, you and I will have to eat baby food.
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Comment By: FreeFirestone Feinberg on March 18, 2012 09:54:22 AM Report
Very clever idea.  So glad it's fictional!  But... I think it IS better to go to the dentist than to have Mr T's rather unprofessional treatment, what?  --David




 


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