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Author Name: Premiummazurekd 6 Comments
Date Added: March 01, 2012 17:03:20 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
Prednisone and Me

A tasty pastry with a Philly cheese.
I would get down for on my knees.
Then the Doctor cried after I sneeze.
"The next patient for me nurse please.
Another BMW car payment just for thee.
And the country club just increase its fee.
Prednisone is like a club with many mood swings.
Forget that bell ringing above to receive my wings.
For his car will take him unto the golf course to drive.
And my taste buds will continue their challenge to thrive.




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The (Hungry) Lighter Side.

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Comment By: PremiumShe Whispers on March 21, 2012 12:37:27 PM Report

 So very true my dear!!!! You have to smile to keep from crying.....

Love Ya ~ India

Comment By: FreeFirestone Feinberg on March 2, 2012 09:49:21 AM Report
My my -- we all seem to be feeling our weaknesses!  Well I guess it's somewhat better than last month when we were all depressed as hell.  Maybe with the spring we'll lighten up, what?  --David
Comment By: FreeAlistair Muir on March 2, 2012 08:33:00 AM Report
Intelligent and humorous write Dan -- I enjoyed the caustic doctor comments


Comment By: Freee. Gene Myers on March 2, 2012 05:06:53 AM Report
Yup.  Me too.  Lately I feel like all my money is going nowhere except into the doctors' pockets.    Take a test.  Go to a specialist.  Another test another specialist.  And on and on and on.  What ever happened to the doctor who could tell you what's the matter with you?  I think we need to close all the golf courses.
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Comment By: PremiumMoon Fairy on March 1, 2012 11:14:36 PM Report
This was a witty little write..

My son took prednisone, it was a tough time for him because it made him eat and gain alot of weight.

That's what the doctor's wanted him to do..was sad watching him and his metabolism slow down like that. 

Good write Dan,

Comment By: PremiumHOPE on March 1, 2012 06:23:52 PM Report
I have taken predisone over my lifetime.  Actually the last dose was a couple of months ago.  I call it the hungry horrors, because my hunger can never be satisfied on prednisone.  Added with the side effect of a decreased metabolism and mood swings and so much more it's a life saving drug but a terrible one at that.  I hope if you're taking it its of a short duration.  A cute poem.




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