Prednisone and Me by Dan J. Mazurek

		Author Name: mazurekd	6 Comments
		Date Added: March 01, 2012 17:03:20	Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming

Category: Humor

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Prednisone and Me

A tasty pastry with a Philly cheese.

I would get down for on my knees.

Then the Doctor cried after I sneeze.

"The next patient for me nurse please.”

Another BMW car payment just for thee.

And the country club just increase its fee.

Prednisone is like a club with many mood swings.

Forget that bell ringing above to receive my wings.

For his car will take him unto the golf course to drive.

And my taste buds will continue their challenge to thrive.

Author's Notes:

The (Hungry) Lighter Side.

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	Comment By: She Whispers on March 21, 2012 12:37:27 PM	Report
	So very true my dear!!!! You have to smile to keep from crying..... Love Ya ~ India Respond To This Comment

	Comment By: Firestone Feinberg on March 2, 2012 09:49:21 AM	Report
	My my -- we all seem to be feeling our weaknesses! Well I guess it's somewhat better than last month when we were all depressed as hell. Maybe with the spring we'll lighten up, what? --David Respond To This Comment

	Comment By: Alistair Muir on March 2, 2012 08:33:00 AM	Report
	Intelligent and humorous write Dan -- I enjoyed the caustic doctor comments Alistair Respond To This Comment

	Comment By: e. Gene Myers on March 2, 2012 05:06:53 AM	Report
	Yup. Me too. Lately I feel like all my money is going nowhere except into the doctors' pockets. Take a test. Go to a specialist. Another test another specialist. And on and on and on. What ever happened to the doctor who could tell you what's the matter with you? I think we need to close all the golf courses. Like it Gene. Respond To This Comment

	Comment By: Moon Fairy on March 1, 2012 11:14:36 PM	Report
	This was a witty little write.. My son took prednisone, it was a tough time for him because it made him eat and gain alot of weight. That's what the doctor's wanted him to do..was sad watching him and his metabolism slow down like that. Good write Dan, Tracie Respond To This Comment

	Comment By: HOPE on March 1, 2012 06:23:52 PM	Report
	Dan I have taken predisone over my lifetime. Actually the last dose was a couple of months ago. I call it the hungry horrors, because my hunger can never be satisfied on prednisone. Added with the side effect of a decreased metabolism and mood swings and so much more it's a life saving drug but a terrible one at that. I hope if you're taking it its of a short duration. A cute poem. Love Tina Respond To This Comment