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Author Name: Freedazriz 4 Comments
Date Added: February 24, 2012 18:02:17 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites | Text Only
 
the boob poem

my nookie days are over

my buds now fail to bloom

what use to be my sex appeal

is now a flat balloon

time was they stood out

like puppies in a bag

but now it take costruction

just to halt the sag

it use to be embarrassing

when the nipples were erect

you could hang a coat on em

and still stand with respect

now that old age approaches

it sure gives me the blues

i cant tie my laces coz

i can no longer see my shoes

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Comments:
Comment By: FreeKelly on April 11, 2012 07:43:40 PM Report
Hahaha fantastic- made me giggle



-Kelly

Comment By: FreeGraham Jones on February 25, 2012 04:13:14 AM Report
Thanks for the early morning smile Darren that was Boobtastic and a joy to behold (the poem I mean)~Graham. :-))
Comment By: Freee. Gene Myers on February 24, 2012 11:42:20 PM Report
You've left me speechless.
Gene

Comment By: PremiumHOPE on February 24, 2012 09:53:17 PM Report
LoL



How I wish they look as good as when I was 20.  But I swear to god when I'm 90 I will have the best looking tits on the wing.  I promised myself before that time, I'm getting a boob job so when I'm laying there half unconscious they won't be hang over each side of the bed.  




Great poem, thanks for the chuckle.




Tina








 


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