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Author Name: FreeAuld Yin 3 Comments
Date Added: January 30, 2012 20:01:31 Average Score: (Needs 2)
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Type: Rhyming
Category: Humor Add To Favorites Listen To Poem | Text Only
Woof's Nightmare

Picture and graphic by the Auld Yin.

Eyes wide open soond asleep,
nae wan wee movement naw no a peep.
Dreamin' aw nicht lang aboot things tae eat,
eatin' ham bones an' sausages, in ma sleep.

Am a Bonny dug yea ken?
ma maistress thinks am a blidy sooky gem.
Am handsome wae big broon een,
the handsomist dug yiv iver seen.

No am nae kiddin' yea, a tell the truth,
am intelligent an' suffistacatid an' no uncouth.
Am tall an' curly wae great big white hairy feet,
an' ma gorgeous wooley bum is saft, an' very neat.

In the picture abuv yea see am fallin', fallin' doon,
doon thru treacly clouds sae dark an' broon.
Swirlin', aroon an' aroon an' arroon',
please Jist let me aff, a wanna get doon:(

Noo jist aboot the time am gonna hit the deck,
an' git splattered intae tiny wee specks.
A hear a voice shoutin' frae sumwhare abuv,
shakin' ma heid an' gein' me a vigorous shuv.

Waken up yea very naughty dug, get oot o' bed,
stoap this swirlin' an' woofin, an' look at me, instead,
Tell me yea naughty silly duggy thing,
who ate the sausages ? Aye the whole blidy string!!

An' aw those bones off the side of ham,
ivery wan in yer belly yea sully well crammed.
S'nae wunder yer hivin' a roarin' nightmare,
well sully dug, don't expect me tae care:(

Noo am no a stupid dug yea see,
a kin a'ways get away with it cos' av gote the key,
Aye the key tae ma maistess's great big heart,
a sheepishly lick her Bonny Hand, jist fur a start.

Waggin' ma bushy tail an'rollin' ma great big een,
aye, am the craftiest Bonny dug yiv iver seen.
Afore yea kin say " Oh ma Bonny Woofey Dug".
ma mistress's is gein' me a kiss an' a great big hug.

The Auld Yin.
Author's Notes:
Picture and graphic by the Auld Yin aka Alex Gardiner. Beautiful Woof from Oberon in the high country of NSW Australia.
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Comment By: FreeKen Kligerman on March 31, 2012 04:01:02 AM Report
Ah'd luuv t'heah ya spaken yur pohm. Wonderful!

Comment By: FreeShe Whispers on February 1, 2012 01:43:04 AM Report
My you do have a awesome gift... thank you.. A blessing on our site!!!
Comment By: FreeDirk Kruger on January 31, 2012 06:45:35 AM Report
ha ha loved it, sometimes had to read a line again,,,and maybe again, but really enjoyed the poem


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